Ultimate Jokes SMS For Whatsapp & Facebook

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Tu Na Samjh Saki Mere Pyar Ko
Jis Din Tujhe Samjh Ayega Us
Din Tu Roye Gi Mujhe Yaad Karke
Na Samjh Tujhe Kya Samjhaon
Bas Tu Us Din Ka Intejar Kar!!

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Do Dil Ek Nahi Ho Sakte
Lekin Hamne Bhi Kah Diya
Ki Do Dil Kya Chij Hai
Do Jismo Ko Hamne Ek Hote
Huye Dekha Hai!!

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Aaj Kal Raste Chalte Logo Ko
Pyar Ho Jata Hai Aur Ghar Jate
Jate Koi Aur Mil Jata Hai!!

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Jis Gali Meine Tujhe Khoja
Wo Gali Meri Ex-Girlfriend
Ki Nikli... Aur Tu Kehti Hai
Ki Mein Wahi Rehti Hun!!

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Mein Jab Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Tab Meine Dekha Ki 2 Log Ek
Sath Ghoom Rahe The...
Lekin Jab Meine Unse Pucha
Ek Tum Aise Kyun Ghoom Rahe
Ho To Unone Kaha Ki Barish
Ka Din Hai Aur 2 Dilon Ko
Ek Hona Hai Aaj...

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Ye Mere Dost Tu Kahin Na Ja
Me Tere Sath Jo Hun Tu Kahin Na Ja
Ye Dil Tujhe Yaad Kar Kar Ke
Hamesha Royega Kya Tu Yahi Chahta
Hai... Mere Dost...

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Do Bachho Ko Jab School Me
Susu Aaya To, Madam Se Bole
Wo Ki Madam Jana Hai Wahin
Jahan Papa Ya Mummy Le Jate Hain
Madam Boli Are Jara Hame Bhi
To Pta Do Ki Jana Kahan Hai
Tabhi Ek Bachha Ne Chain Kholi
Aur Shuru Ho Gya, Toh Madam Boli
Ye Kya Hai Batmiz Bachha Bola
Abhi To Kaha Aapne Ki Jana Kahan
Hai Aapko To Meine Socha Ki Aap
Ko Kyun Takhleep Tu Esi Liye
Meine Yahin Kar Diya

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Tum Jo Hamhre Sath Chalti Ho
To Kis Bat Se Tum Darti Ho
Tumhe Nahi Pta Ki Tum Apne
Pyar Ke Sath Chalti Ho
Aur Pyar Kabhi Darta Nahi

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