Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Happy New Year SMS 2016 - Bye Bye 2015

Dosto Purane Saal Me
Jo Bhi Galtiyan Ki Hai
Mene Use Apni Galtiyan
Samjh Ke Bhool Jana
Aur Naye Saal Me Mujhe
Galtiyan Karne Ka Fir Moka Dena

--- HaPPy NeW YeaR Doston ---

Friday, December 25, 2015

Real Friends Story

2 Dost The Aur Unme Bahot Hi Kahri Dosti Thi
Ek Din Ki Bat Hai Ki Ek Dost Ko Kuch Paiso Ki
Jarurat badi Aur Usne Apne Dost Se Kaha Ki Aaj
Mujhe 10,000 Rupye Ki Jarurat Hai, Kya Tum Mujhe
De Doge 10,000 Rupye Lekin Uske Dost Ne Kaha Han
De Dunga Lekin Aisa Kya Kaam Pad Gya Jo Tumhe 10,000
Rupye Chahiye, Dusre Dost Na Kaha Ki Bhai Meri Maa Bimar
Hai Aur Uske Dawai Ke Liye Paise Chahiye The To Uske Dost
Ne Apne Ghar Se 10,000 Rupye Lekar Use De Diye Aur Kuch
Dino Ke Bad Wo Fir Se Paise Ke Liye Uske Pass Pahunch Gya,
Aur fir Se 10,000 Rupye Mange Fir Uske Dost Ne Usse Se Puch
Bhai Ye Paise Kis Liye Chahiye Tumhe Tumne Kuch Dino Pahle Bhi
Liye The, Fir se Wahi Bahana Kiya Usne Ki Maa Bimar Hai, Fir Usne
Socha Ki Kahin Na Kahin Kuch Kadbad Hai Uske Dost Ne To Paise De
Diye Lekin Ek Din Uske Ghar Pahunch Gya Uski Maa Ka Halchal Lene
Ke Liye, Aur Jakar Use Pta Chala Ki Uski Maa To Bilkul Theek Hai Aur
Tab Usne Apne Dost Se Pucha Ki Tumne Mujh Se Jhoot Kyun Bola
Dost Ne Fir Ek Aur Bahana Kiya Ki Yaar Me Ek Problem Me Bhas
Gya Tha Lekin Mein Tumhe Bta Nhi Sakta Hun Lekin Bad Me Use Pta Chal
Hi Jata Hai Ki Wo Uske Paiso Se Satta Khelta Hai Aur Usme Har Jane Ke Karan
Se Wo Mujhse Paise Mangta Hai Aur Es Tarah Se Unke Pich Ki Dosti Khatam Ho Jati Hai

Doston Jhoot Ka Sahara Kabhi Nahi Lena Chahiye!

Ajeeb Hai Insaan Ki Fitrat!

Ajeeb Hai Insaan Ki Fitrat!

Traffic Me Agar Ek Minute Ruk Jaye
To Unhe Lagta Hai Ki Kai Gande Wait Kar Liya Ho

Aur Agar Sath Me Koi Beautiful Girl Scotty Ya Car Me Ho
To Wo Sochte Hain Ki Jaam Aisa Hi Lage Rahe

Wah Re Insaan Ki Fitrat!!

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Whatsapp Funny Photos & SMS In Bhojpuri Style

Whatsapp Funny Photos


Ka Ho Apne Sare Pe Lekar Bahidal Bana
Han Wo Bhainsiya Gabhin Hawe Na
De Esliye Ham Apne Sire Par Lekar Bahidal Bani

Friday, December 11, 2015

Valentine Day Quotes SMS

Valentine Day Quotes SMS

Thoughts Of The Day SMS

Thoughts Of The Day SMS

Thought Of The Day SMS

Thought Of The Day SMS

Thought Of The Day On Positive

Thought Of The Day On Positive

Latest Quotes Of The Day SMS

Quotes Of The Day SMS

Quote Of The Day SMS In English

Quote Of The Day SMS

Positive Result Thought Of The Day

Positive Result Thought Of The Day

Positive Quotes Of The Day

Positive Quotes Of The Day

Bright Quote Of The Day SMS


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Funny Jokes in Hindi - Gadhe Ka Bacha

Papa Aaj School Me Teacher Ne Mujhe
Janwar Ka Bacha Kaha

Achha Beta To Jarur Sher Ka Bacha 
Kaha Hoga

Nahi Papa, Gadhe Ka Bachha Kaya

Lagta Hai Tumhre Teacher Ne Tumhe
Theek Se Nhi Dekha Hoga

Nhi Papa Niche Se Lekar Uppar Tak
Dekha Aur Uske Bad Hi Kaha
Ki Gadhe Ka Bacha Aur Class Ke
Sare Bache Aans Rahe The

Aur Bad Me Toh Class Ke Bache Bhi
Kahne Lage Mujhe Gadhe Ka Bacha

Beta Wo Theek Hi Kah Rhe The
Tu Hai Hi Gadhe Ka Bacha

Friday, December 4, 2015

Sweet Santa Claus SMS For Girlfriend!

Sweet Santa Claus SMS For Girlfriend!

Santa Claus Ayega,
Santa Claus Ayega,

Aur Meri Ichha Puri Karega!!

Santa Claus Ayega,
Santa Claus Ayega,

Aur Meri Sweet Si Girlfriend Ko Layega

--*-- Merry Christmas My Love --*--

Funny Christmas SMS in Hindi For Whatsapp

Santa Claus Gents Hi Kyun Banta Hai
Ladies Kyun Nhi
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Kyun Ki Santa Claus Ek Hi Dress Pahnta Hai- Har Christmas Day Par
Aur Ye Ladies Ko Pasand Nahi.

!!Merry Christmas!!

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Mobile Phone Aur Girl Friend Me Common Chij

Mobile Phone Aur Girl Friend Me Common Chij Hai

Pahle Ka Samay- Mobile Phone Kisi Kisi Ke Pass Hota Tha,
Jis Tarah Girl Friend Kisi Kisi Ke Pass Hoti Thi

Log Phone Par Kam Batain Karte The,
Usi Tarah Girl Friend Se Kam Mila Karte The
Ya Kabhi Kabhi Milar Karte The

Ladke Phone Apni Pocket Me Rakhta Tha,
Aur Apni Girl Friend Ke Hatho Me Hath Dal Kar Chalta Tha

Aaj Ka Samay- Mobile Phone Har Kisi Ke Pass Hota Hai,
Usi Tarah Girl Freind Har Kisi Ki Hoti Hai

Log Phone Par Bahot Samay Tak Batain Karte Hain,
Usi Tarah Aaj Har Ladka Apni Girl Friend Se Ek Baar Jarur
Milta Hain, Jaise Taise Time Nikal Ke

Ladka Apne Phone Ko Hathon Me Lekar Chalta Hai,
Aur Apni Girl Friend Ko Sath Me Lekar Chalta Hai

Jaise Jaise Samay Badal Raha Hai!
Waise Waise Inshan Bhi Badal Raha Hai!!